Umdlali we-actress akalungile. Amabele amancinci ayongxaki. Ekuqaleni ndandicinga ukuba usisimumu. Kodwa ujonga iqhude lam njengommangaliso onamantloko asixhenxe, ngexesha lokwesabisa kwesondo emehlweni akhe kunye nomnqweno "Ndinqwenela ukuba kuphelile" u-Yu Ekugqibeleni wavele wakhupha i-pathetic semblance of smile. Kwaye abafana babelungile kakhulu, belunge kakhulu. Bahlambalaza kakuhle, ngokobugcisa. Ndiyabakhumbula.
Ngubani othandabuzayo ukuba ootata bazikhulisele iintombi zabo? Kuphela nje iindlela zomntu wonke zahlukile. Mhlawumbi ukumgezela emqaleni is an extreme method, but at least she'll understand that daddy is in charge and only idick yakhe inokuthathwa ngomlomo kulendlu. Ucwangco lucwangco. Kwaye i-sperm ayidubule esweni lakhe iya kuyihlaziya inkumbulo yentombazana.
Ngethamsanqa indoda eyayibukele yazibamba iilesbians. Bathe besangena umoya wenkqubo nanku ulungiselelo olunjalo, bade bavuyela ukuba hay ifikile ezibhokhweni ngokwabo. Iintombi ezihamba kakuhle zeDick kunye neesandwich kunye ne-69 isikhundla, ngokufutshane wonke umntu wonwabile.
Akangomntu umbi. Unayo kuye...